Icky Icky Slimy

view from my studio window

you knew it’s coming. inevitably. yeah, mucus everywhere..bwahahahahaha *cough*

i mean, seriously?just last week i thought I’d had sinusitis.

my body works in a weird way. when i forced it to go out, everything was forgotten. this rotten body just forgot that it was battling some rambling disease. oh no your highness, please let yourself out, i know you need it. it’s ok, cos everything will be POSTPONED.

now it’s not that cold yet, i mean, yeah cold enough to keep me stay in the warmth of ondol, but not that deadly cold i’m pretty sure we’ll encounter in the near future. but i can hardly breath even inside the room, under the duvet, with socks on. i have to breath thru my mouth, so now you can imagine this: me spewing magical words on this amazing blog typing seriously while opening my mouth to keep the oxygen flows to my brain and sipping cold green tea once in a while, sucking the mucus in cos i’m just too lazy like that to even go to the bathroom and blow my nose. oh yes i’m so very seksi.

and this is just 2 days before our trip to DMZ.

damn. i was planning not to go initially when i found out about the trip, remembering how boring flat ohshootmethissucksjustgimmethecashoready unmemorable the previous trips we had. or was it me just being anti-social? anywhoo, can’t say both were pleasant journeys. and DMZ?been there, went down the cave, saw the border. the only thing awesome enough was when i saw a pair of birds mating in the air at the observation tower.

(wonder how many strands of christian’s hair i have beneath the keyboard. just found one. again.  kinda hard to forget someone if their hair keeps popping up on your keyboard, ya know)

but so yeah, the DMZ trip. I thought staying at home any longer might kill me and told everyone (who’s willing to listen) that I’m in. so you know what, flu? I’m going. I’m freaking going to the DMZ, looking for the mating birds again.

maybe it was an international pair of birds, who knows? maybe those birds were the only mixed couple from the north and south can have coitus freely. like, without kim jong il fiddling around their sex life in his safari. which i heard is a trend these days in pyongyang. the safari. not him fiddling around. that’s been a trend since 1994.

very fashion-forward. i can totally see him as a trendsetter.


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