Monthly Archives: January 2010

oh hi, good morning!

its 7.30 AM, havent slept at all, and exams in 2 hours, tried to count the sheep, but i lost interest after the 5th sheep. sheeps are boring. i also tried to peel the dry skin on my sole but damn thats a bit gross. so i decided to write something. some crap. but before, a doze of little nice world i really need :

funny pictures of dogs with captions
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im quite into dogs. very much.
so yeah. dont you ever wish you have this pensieve bowl like the one in Harry Potter, just so you can put your thoughts in it and rest yourself with a blank head. and you know how those yoga people always tell you to empty your mind. thats bullshit. i can never empty my mind. i dunno bout you tho. if someone tells me to empty my mind, my mind will be filled with “empty my mind…empty my mind…”

and of course you cannot even try to sleep when people are starting to dry their (looooooong) hair and walk around with heels tiktok-ing and of course a bit shouting here and there. pass me the remote control please, i need to mute them. or a gatling gun.
oh and yesterday north korea shot some cannon to open air. to their own water, not violating any border. which drew the reaction from south korean, also to shoot the cannon to open air, not violating the border. somehow i think that was not a necessarily effective non-verbal communication. cept maybe for the fishes. and porpoises. if theres any.

imma try to count dolphins now. over and out with this little cuteness :

funny pictures of dogs with captions
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oh the pain

those stupid old people said bad things come in threes. well ive got 4 oready today, and guess what, the fifth just arrived!!i just got my thigh skin got fukin stuck in my zipper!and that, my dear probablynonexistentreaders, hurts!oh the agony..

my friend lawun said it might bring me luck tomorrow. well..maybe i dont have to study for the exam tomorrow, eh?you know, trying my luck? cant study anyway with this injured thigh of mine..Photobucket

I am an Austen heroine

A Catherine Morland that is.

I am Catherine Morland!

Take the Quiz here!

Now im a big fan of Austen’s works but i can never really get to finish Northanger Abbey book for not so obvious reason. nor the movie. i did watch the ending of the movie though. and this is what wikipedia says about Catherine Morland’s looks, “pleasing, and, when in good looks, pretty.” ahaha…memey likes that.

and so!the ajummas woke me up pretty early in the morning for some unannounced floor waxing. it was a heck of a nuisance which reminds me why i really need to get the hell out of this place. and ohmygwad, as if waking up early after a late night (or dawn, that is) was not enough, i had to encounter two freakin nekkid ladies at the shower who reaaaalllyyy took their time putting on lotion and dry their hair using the fan (fuck!its cold bitches!!) while still being, you guess, naked. Im not really fond of seeing naked ladies in our open shower. Its a ridiculous idea to think that we dont need any privacy at all while and after showering. eewgh. girls, cover up abit wouldya. not that i would intentionally see your parts anyway, but they come in my way and oh lord aint that annoying..i dont know how they dont feel awkward at all. all i need would be just a tiny cube and a curtain. thatll do.

this is a very lame post. i am deciding whether to put SNSD’s new single “OH” video or something else. gawd i freakin hate that bunch of bouncing bunnies and their super-shallow-but-money-making songs. so this is their video

NOT. I took that video, actually, and im so proud of nothing that ill keep saying that. and its not like they will sue me for embedding the video on my blog, right?i mean, cmon, the vid wont even exist without ME. and christian even asked me if i wanna make some lyrics for the band!!to which i came up with,

Cozycot next to the pot
Stay away from my hangout spot


it aint finished yet but guess the lord of dipshitness thinks it might not suitable for a death metal band song. oh well, your loss!!one day youll hear that lyrics on MTV, buddy!and youll regret your ass off youll crawl back at me asking me to make more lyrics about sofa and exercise balls!

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ME RULES!!

and after this row of bullshit, imma go for dinner now. that is, some myanmar food from Lawun. i love asian food (but not korean and japanese), especially the free ones. over and out.

Doubutsu Uranai

Went for a peek to twitter and got to check this thing on Dita’s twitter. It analyzes personality and shyts after you input your birthday. it also gives you the animal that represents you!
I am a green elephant,
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which is actually very purple and topless.
and this is me, according to Doubutsu Uranai :

You are Green Elephant, who is not pretentious and is a straightforward type of woman.
People rely on you a lot.
You tend to lack feminine flexibility and sensitivity, but because you don’t depend on men, you can go about your business calmly and without being too emotional.
You will not compromise, and your objective insight of things makes you look cruel and not having a charm.
But you are not a cruel person at all.
You like having your freedom, and just don’t want to be restricted.
You are not a shy person.
You will have lots of relationship with men, and you know what type you like.
You work hard and you learn hard.
You have flexibility to a certain extent, and will not be discouraged so easily.
Nevertheless, you take time in finding about yourself.
You love peace, and will not get into conflict.
You have perseverance, so if you get really angry, conflict will be protracted.
Your life is steady and you are an economic person.
You will not go buying things on impulse.
Although you are an active person, you tend to lack reading people’s feelings, so be careful not to become isolated.
You are a very straightforward person, and can act quickly.
But if you be too cautious, you tend not to be able to express your loving feelings.
Nevertheless, you are good at looking after others, and have lots of chance for romance.
After marriage, you will be good wife and a mother.

im pretty happy they dont say im a broke neurotic bitch. check Doubutsu Uranai

my fortune cookie says today..

“The first step to better times is to imagine them”

and whats the next step?hello?

see this is the problem: they only give incomplete wise words. the first step is imagining?well okay, ive been doing THAT for years. im waiting for you chineses to give me a clue about at least the second step. didnt you guys invent this thing in full sets?like, better times set, or relationship set (first step to a good relationship is trust. second is private eye and good lawyer) something like that.

well anyways. imagine. imagine myself as a culinary reporter. or food critic.
“Today’s food at the hakseng shikdang is more or less as disgusting as yesterday’s”
hakseng shikdang = 학생 식당 student restaurant/canteen/cafeteria/slum diner where you can eat very cheap. no one can argue this.
or imagine myself as travel journalist!
“This part of the world is still gray and cold and boring. as seen through the tiny window in my room.”
I imagine my self fail.

and whats the point of this post?extremely nothing. cept to note that currently theres a samgyoepsal battle, where supermarkets, specially E-Mart and Lotte Mart, are fighting to give us the loyal consumers of the greasy SGS, the lowest price they can offer. E-mart’s currently at 680/100 gr, and Lotte 670/100 gr.

oh and i dont know why i never take any picture of any event i attend. i mean rarely. last Sunday i went to Christian’s band gig and i got no docs of my own at all. but maybe!maybe thats for the best, after all…regarding the concert..
so i reminded myself to take any picture of this moment. the blaring sun shines right thru my window onto my desk.
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Back!

Back to Gwangju.

How To Be A Lady

I am currently living in a female dorm, on campus, sharing a room with noone, thank goodness. i was supposed to move in to an apartment last month, but shits happened, so i had to move back in to the dorm.
now. once i got penalty for not cleaning up my room. well i got more penalties for more other reasons you dont wanna know, but the office really wants to emphasize clean and shine dorm so whoever doesnt do cleaning, got minus point.
my room is my business. ill clean my side of the room if i feel like to. what the office overlooks is the fact that while our rooms are supposed to be as shiny as captain picard’s head, most people here know shit about keep the public place clean.
on my floor, the toilets sometimes are not flushed. that is a fact. these ladies, who mostly never come out of their rooms without their heels and full makeup and hairdo, some of them dont know how to flush. heck my room might be dusty, but i know how to use that stick to run the water to get rid of my shit down the bowl. (oh and i wash my hands after i do my business, note that, ladies).
they also litter. used tissues. everywhere. on the floor. outside the toilet. i mean, hello??what the heck did you do??wiped your skinny ass outside the cubicle???
and when you spill something, wipe!wipe!!use anything you can find!!or better, check the janitor corner!!

lobby trash

and this is the lobby of my floor. its inside the building, not on the street where some dump truck will come to fetch it, mind you. you come out of the elevator, and hello trash!piles of trash! dont they know how to reuse plastic bags???oh no, why bother?they can make better use of the plastic bags on their face. bet their boyfriends don’t know about this. sick.